If it wasn't for that moment, Alex and Sam wouldn't be lost in their favourite track at the club.

They wouldn't have shared that electric night front row at a music festival.

Or bonded over techno records talking all night long until the sun came up.

If it wasn't for that moment, when they were both scrolling on Tinder, and suddenly,

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This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation, Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

Four minutes after 12 is the time, and this week's Mystery Hour is brought to you by Jacob Breesmog himself.

I want Sunreaders to write to me, he says, in today's newspaper, and tell me of any absurd EU regulations that should be abolished.

This is, of course, a man so certain of the proliferation of absurd EU regulations that should be abolished. This is of course a man so certain of the

proliferation of absurd EU regulations that he urged you to vote for Britain to become the

first company in the history of the world, first country even in the history of the world, to

impose economic sanctions on himself. So that is, I'm only joking, I think the phonins about

Brexit benefits are either

horribly illustrative or unintentionally hilarious so we'll leave that mystery

hanging for us, not Boris, Jacob Rees-Mogg asking today for you to solve the

mystery of why on earth he was in favour of Brexit in the first place.

Five minutes after 12 is the time. Mr. Jare is upon us.

The switchboard is already full.

So if you haven't got through, it's all your fault, being so lazy.

But we will do our best to churn, I think is the correct phrase,

without those calls.

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