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Meet the monsters, prowling about 1,600 Transylvania Avenue, plotting to make our lives miserable.

First, we've got the wicked witch of the West, Vice President Kamala Harris.

Next, we have the administration's top bearded woman,

Assistant Secretary of Health, Rachel Levine.

But I have no regrets because if I transition with I was young and I wouldn't have my children.

High-year garlic for a moment because here comes the Secretary of Transportation, Pete Boot-Edge.

It is true, and amazingly, a lot of people don't even know this.

Anthony Blinkenstein, all along we've been following the science.

I'd be remiss not to mention the ghost who left the cocaine and the West Wing

and last, but certainly not least, we've got basement Biden who always seems to hunker down whenever there's a full moon.

Everybody benefits.

Happy Halloween from all of us here at The HowieCarshow.

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