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Another St. Patrick's Day breakfast has come and gone. It's the one day of the year, the who's who of the

hackarama get together to roast each other for incompetence and corruption. Then on

Monday it's back to the usual grift.

As far as material, anything goes.

As far as comedic quality, anything goes.

Of course, no non-beautiful person or wannabe Paul would dare desire to sit through the whole

breakfast. So here are the highlights.

If you come from the house the wall, Oh no color in these lakes still blue.

String you sun, you make up us where you are you want us.

Your Irish is just a place for you. Good morning everyone and happy St. Patrick's Day. Sorry for my tidiness. I got stuck in the bus lane.

If the Groundhog sees his shadow, that means six more weeks of winter. But did you know if a mayor sees the

governor and lieutenant governor at an event in your town that means six more days until your community gets a new migrant shelter.

My staff told me that at some point I should do a national political joke.

So here is my national political joke. Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson. So a little

of history. The first St. Patrick's breakfast was in 1999. Think about it. Back then, women were treated as second-class

citizens. Foreigners were discriminated against. Abortion was illegal or, as Mike Johnson calls it the good old days.

Also on the national scene, maybe you've noticed, Donald Trump Trump.

Donald Trump, Donald Trump.

Come on, I just got Donald Trump.

Okay. Ladies and gentlemen from the Mean Streets of Salem and Arlington

they are here the Dunn Queens.

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