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All they wanted were civil unions, or so they told us.

Back in 2015, most Americans were indifferent toward the pride movement.

Back then, if you dared utter the words, slippery or slope,

you were the biggest of bigots.

Flash forward eight years, and civil unions are far in the rearview mirror.

We've got marriage, surrogacy, and organ altering surgeries.

Plus, polyamory is no longer outdated or oppressive.

It's actually being enshrined into law.

Just look at Somerville, Massachusetts, formally known as the All-American City.

Here's transgender Rose Montoya.

You know, the one who decided shirts were optional on the White House lawn,

attempting to explain why polyamory is logical.

But the truth of the fact is, I have so much love to give,

and it's too much for one person,

and I require so much love that one individual cannot meet it.

And that's why I'm so thankful for polyamory.

Is the slope slippery enough for you yet?

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