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Maybe Santa brought you everything you wanted this year, but just in case you were left wanting more under your tree, I give you the greatest

gift of all this Christmas, an abundance of Brandon Gaffes.

And folks, by the way, I went to the Supreme Court to eliminate student debt.

It was out there.

The Supreme Court ruled against, but I still got 136 million people's debt relieved.

I come from a state that has the eighth largest black population in the country.

And as they say, the saying goes, where I come, you bring me to the dance early on.

10,000 black people migrated, 10,000 migrated from the south

to the middle of the country, to Milwaukee.

The secret services here. Yeah. I drive them crazy because I want to have

tactical contact. I want to look somebody. You can tell in their eyes what they're thinking about you.

Goodwood Green, 327, 350,

come flat shift, and you can move. They take me out to the Secret Service test track

which is an old runway. I've got my Corvette up to 132 miles an hour it's only 327 as I went over to get my kiss and all he said was I love you.

I wish you had your hair I trade right now if you want this hair it comes off it's it's it's

it's it's it's feltrows on the back yeah if I could do it I would do it I will I will

mail you this wig tomorrow I must admit dementia Joe asking Conan O'Brien to mail him his

Tupay was not on my 2023 bingo card. Cheers to one more year of this

bumbling president. God willing, listen to the Howie Car Show today at 3 or watch the show live at rumble.com slash

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