Hi, it's me, your favorite president, Donald Jesus Trump, comparing myself to the son of God

once again, you know.

Many people are even calling me the Messiah because of the Messiah made out of the economy,

all because of my beautiful tariffs.

It's so beautiful.

Jesus Christ is the name we've been saying a lot lately.

We're saying it a lot. We look at our 401k and say, Jesus Christ, where did it all go?

I don't know, but we're going to fix that. Or not, we'll see. Should be interesting.

At my annual physical this week, they said I'm in great shape.

One of the best shapes.

Lump!

So, in conclusion, the U.S. dollar has died and gone to money heaven.

Bye-bye.

Some people say, I don't know what I'm doing, but I actually... I'm playing four-dimensional chess, okay?

Bing-bing-bang-bang. Bing-bang bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bin.

King me!

Bing, Bing, Bing, time to wake up.

Saturday night lives, cold, open take on President Trump

and a chaotic week fueled by his tariffs.

We'll have an update on the president's trade war with China after his administration

added exemptions to several key products, but are there consequences to that?

Also ahead, we'll bring you the latest on the Maryland man, who mistakenly was deported

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