Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, we proudly bring to you.

Mormonism.

Alive!

Shut up and sit down. I'm going to do you know what you're going to Oh, yeah.

yeah. Yeah. Good evening everyone. How are you doing and how are you doing Mr. Reel?

Mr. Reel. How are you doing Arka? I'm doing great. We're just playing for time here to see if the very famous and very much in demand.

Maven will be joining us tonight. It looks like she's been trying to join us recently.

I know that she had a packed day over at the Mormon Stories studio,

or should I say the studio that shall not be named,

where she has responsibilities there, and they've been going over the history of child sex abuse

cover the LDS church I don't know how they could possibly get done with that in one day.

Isn't it isn't it strange?

It's a strange thing that you and I belonged at one time,

well you still do.

We belong to the living, the true and living church

of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints,

the only true living church upon the earth

with that the Lord is well pleased.

And it takes hours and not collectively.

And it takes hours and hours and hours to cover the sexual abuse that has occurred in the

LDS Church.

And that's just the stuff that's leaked out, man.

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