The Raven Effect

with Pro Wrestling Superstar Raven.

A cornucopia of stupidity masquerading as a podcast.

Critics have hailed it is everything from

who's this raven jerk and if you want clever discourse

nonsensical banter and incessant rambling well this is the show for you. Ladies, I am still just red and a cake. Ladies, gentlemen, idiots, flusies and reprobates. This is Raven. Oh, hello and welcome to the show. Normally I have a big spiel that I start at the beginning

at a show where I blab about everything that's going on and I got nothing today. So allow me to

introduce my co-host who has nothing all the time. My co-host is a man who said

you wouldn't like him if he's pissed. Of all the things he's known for let me make a list

he's dickish he's pretentious he's xenophobic uh...

I think you get the list

I think you get the gist

ooh that's even more butchered he's a human personification of getting blown on with green mist.

Things he likes are Dixon knots and in his buddy wants a fist. He says he's like he's like the Borg he's futile to resist. He's fat like chubby checker, but he cannot do the twist and just like Barbara Walters he has a really annoying lisp and he was thrown out of a UFC show for trying to jerk off Michael Bisping,

Bazing, the song it has a ring, he calls himself Miss Thing and dresses up like Sting and also kind of like Ming, Hakku Gazunhite or sometimes Lisa Ling.

Yeah, I said that.

Yeah, page two.

He lost in basketball to the Washington Generals.

See, they normally lose to the Globetrotters, that's why. That's why that's why it's insulting.

And he got General Mills demoted to Kellogg's.

Ooh. He was so good at seven minutes in heaven in high school that girls said 25

seconds would be plenty. Wow you must have been really good. He thinks

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