Thank you for the happy time.

Thanks for the money.

Welcome to Hardmatown!

I'm Alexander Hardmatown today and happy and happy to say they're watching you!!!

to the stage, the Mayor of Harman Town, the Judge of Harman.

Alright, that is my response to Record Low Attendance.

It's a small but an alert crowd.

I have performed for four people once, and it was one of the greatest shows I've ever done.

But I was doing a professional improv in Milwaukee.

One of my gigs was I was summoned to the living room of a woman who my agent told me,

I had an agent, an improv agent.

She told me in Monday Carter that we would be performing for, I'm sorry, I said for, it was six people,

because she said it's three couples, and the reason they're getting together,

and they want to have a quiet evening at home, and the reason is because one of the wives

and one of the three couples has just been diagnosed with terminal brain cancer.

So will you please go to their home and will you please do some improv for them in their living room?

And can I get 10% of that action?

And it was a great show, it was great.

There's no stories to tell there, I'm just saying.

This show is a irregularly light because of one reason.

Possibly because of breaking bad finale, maybe just because of slow entropy,

maybe because maybe it's for the same reason that there's not as much gasoline when you pull oil out of the earth,

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