Moonwalks, Mushroom Mysteries & The Cost of Canines
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 13 April 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
This daily comedy show episode kicks off with a wholesome moment—Lern returning from her Illinois State Hall of Fame induction… which immediately turns into a full-blown emotional spiral because she may or may not have forgotten to thank her husband and family during her speech. (Don’t worry, she’s handling it totally fine… by reliving it 700 times.)
The gang breaks down the entire weekend—from college nostalgia and questionable advice to students, to reliving the glory days of Vegas Bombs (which, somehow, still exist and are still a terrible idea). There’s a lot of “we missed out on college life” energy mixed with “we absolutely would’ve ruined it anyway,” which feels about right.
But then—because this is a daily comedy show and peace is never an option—we pivot hard into funeral talk. And not the normal kind. We’re talking botched music playlists, awkward services, inheritance chaos, and the age-old question: what do you actually do with ashes long-term? The answers range from heartfelt… to deeply concerning… to “launch me out of a cannon into the ocean.”
Naturally, that leads into a full discussion about writing your final wishes, haunting your loved ones, and whether your family will absolutely ignore everything you asked for anyway. (Spoiler: yes.)
And just when you think things can’t get more unhinged, we land on the real horror story—owning a pet in 2026. The crew breaks down the actual cost of having a dog or cat, and the number hits like a truck: over $50,000 across their lifetime. Between vet bills, medications, and emergency care, being a pet owner is basically a long-term financial commitment that also sheds on your couch.
It’s heartfelt, it’s ridiculous, it’s slightly existential—and it’s exactly what you expect from a daily comedy show that thrives on turning normal conversations into absolute chaos.
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| 1:25.1 | Moritz-Royce jewelry, where you get the jewels and not the shaft. Rizzuto. Rurudo. Hey! Come on, Rayv. Come on. Hey, I'm broadcasting in Spanish. I was a little early. Español? What does that have to do with broadcasting in Spanish? I don't know. I'm on a satellite link. |
| 1:45.5 | Oh, okay. |
| 1:46.9 | You're in Spain. |
| 1:47.9 | I'm in Spain, Spain, yeah. |
| 1:49.4 | In Spain. |
| 1:51.3 | Good morning, everybody. |
| 1:52.4 | Good morning. |
| 1:53.0 | Hi. |
| 1:53.8 | Hello. |
| 1:54.0 | The whole team is back together, at least for a couple days, and then everybody scatters again. |
| 1:59.9 | All the touring boys will be gone. Oh, the Hall of Famer returned. There she is. There she is. The Hall of Homer. I can tell. I could tell. She's taller. She had a growth spurt. A little taller. So I said, she a little happier? |
| 2:17.9 | Yes. |
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