Moon Bought a Bowling Alley With 73 Balls & Did Rizz End Up In”The Files?”
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 11 February 2026
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Today on your favorite daily comedy show, we learned two very important things:
- Moon Valjean now owns a bowling alley.
- The Internet is not okay.
Yes, it’s official — Moon is part-owner of Pin-Up Bowl in The Loop, and somehow he manifested it by yelling “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!” for years. We break down how it happened, what changes are coming, why Pete Weber needs his own velvet lane, and how Rafe is absolutely going to live behind the pin machines like a raccoon with a wrench.
But because this is The Rizzuto Show, we can’t just celebrate something normal.
Nope.
We pivot into the Epstein files being searchable by name (which obviously led to everyone panic-Googling themselves), Pokémon Go having a PokéStop on Epstein Island (yes, really), and the horrifying realization that your smart home cameras are probably recording way more than you think. Nothing says “fun morning radio” like existential surveillance dread.
In between all that, we debate whether Timothée Chalamet is too confident (spoiler: he’s just French and talented), Nickelback potentially collabing with Don Broco, The Black Keys adjusting their tour expectations, and Don Henley refusing to listen to “Desperado” because even legends wake up at 3AM thinking, “I could’ve done that vocal better.”
We also reveal our comfort TV shows (Seinfeld, The Office, Ancient Aliens, and apparently Game of Thrones for “relaxation”), revisit a VERY special episode of Mr. Belvedere that absolutely did not age gently, and nearly get FCC’d by an enthusiastic mashup of Wagon Wheel and Boyz-N-the-Hood.
It’s bowling.
It’s conspiracy spirals.
It’s corporate rock fan analysis.
It’s PJ Sparks turning 57.
It’s your favorite daily comedy show doing what it does best — turning local headlines, celebrity chaos, and accidental audio risks into 2+ hours of beautifully structured nonsense.
If you came for polished professionalism… we have 73 bowling balls instead.
And we’ll see you at the Pete Weber lane.
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