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Yeah, so today I feel like we're going to do something a little fun that everybody can relate to because everybody has one of these.

A turn on that is non-sexual.

Ooh.

Something a guy does that is just him functioning in society that you're like, wow, strip me down. I love that. I love that. Yeah. Like Jess's, I know, is when Denny comes home after playing basketball and he's all sweaty. He's literally just existing. He's done nothing. He has not even showered. And she's like, yum, that's mine. Yeah. Wow. I couldn't think of one. That's a good one. I know because you've told me it before. And I thought the first time, that's fucking disgusting. So it's one that really stuck with me for my whole life. That's a good one. It's a really good one. Yeah. So there's got to be ones. Like me, I have one.

It's like when you're out somewhere, it doesn't really matter where, but like preferably in like a crowded place and a man grabs your hand and like guides you through and like kind of moves

people out of your way.

Oh.

It is one of the most low-key domineering things. Yes. That, like, of just him taking control. It just shows that, like, you're protected. Yes. You're watched. I know another one of Jess's is when they're out somewhere. And, like, she looks up and Denny's watching

to make sure she's okay from across the way.

You know what it is?

Mean you like the alpha male?

Love an alpha male.

We love the alpha male experience.

Yeah.

Like, Jess is big on feminism.

I think feminism ruined this country.

I think I like the days where I belonged in a fucking apron

and did nothing else.

I love knowing that a man is going to fucking provide for me. And I got to fucking look pretty with lipstick on when he gets home. And that's my only fucking job. That's your only job. Like cook me a little something. Wait for me to have sex with you. And then have some lipstick in a cute outfit on. Like that is the only thing I really want. I'm a retired feminist after two kids. Yeah. I'm still working. I'm an anti-feminist. Please, thank you. Give me all the male toxic masculinity and I will just be home waiting for you to come back to me. Being a feminist was fun when I was a single woman and like any responsibility the way Denny taught her how to change a diaper she's like fuck feminism oh yeah so like today we're going to go through a bunch of them that

the people you guys have written into us that like turn you on yeah baddies you guys are

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