Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

Adam Carolla Show

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Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Monique Marvez joins the show for a wide ranging conversation. They begin by talking about the differences between their father’s parenting styles and dive into how powerful people get away with terrible crimes. From there they talk about if size really matters and Monique talks about the biggest and smallest packages she’s ever seen in her life. They close by talking about people whose lives were cut tragically short. This was a fun one. Get it on!

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