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When I first found the money tree, I couldn't believe my eyes.

I had no idea yet of the pain and the horror that it would bring about.

If I had, I would have turned around, I would have walked straight away in the opposite direction.

But I didn't, of course.

It drew me in like the mirage had been a racist in the desert.

It was about the size of an apple tree.

But instead of growing fruit, it was growing crisp.

$20 bills.

The green paper flooded in the breeze and I wandered over to it as if in a dream.

The tree was far out in the forest where nobody ever was, but still.

I felt immediately as if eyes were on me, you know, watching as I inspected it.

The hair stood on the back of my neck telling me someone was spying, but when I looked around, I couldn't see anybody.

There were $20 bills scattered in the grass all around the tree.

Stuck in the branches, the neighboring ones as well.

But the other trees weren't like it. See, this is the only money tree around.

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