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Well, it's time for the Monday night Mish recap.

Judgment Day opens up raw looking like they're gonna shut down every strip club in Tampa.

We get a recap of Dirty Dom winning NX-C-N-A-Cold, and then the crowd loses their bag of animal crackers on Dominic.

Canadian demolition comes out and gives everyone their crackers back.

Kevin Owens then loses his own crackers on Dominic and Sammy picks them up after making a challenge

between Dom and Sammy for the N.A.

First match on the show tonight is Ricky Starks versus Irish hooligans dancer number three,

work in her night shit job at the giggle clits.

Zoe shows a bunch of innovation in her punishment, kind of like that

substitute teacher that gets sent in to take over Mr. Zerr class, you know the one with the

nine-year-olds having teardrop tattoos just under the eye. Trish the Dish gets to use her

adamantium face maxi on Becky, but that doesn't even phase her,

considering what Apex twin debauchery Seth chucks at her head nightly.

More shenanigans.

Becky catches Starks off the top rope into a rock bottom and celebrates like she got a 30% tip.

Cody Rhodes comes out looking happy as fuck.

I bet he is now that his wife got a job doing Pilates

and isn't blowing up his phone every five minutes with,

What you doing?

Do you miss me?

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