Monday Morning Podcast 9-3-18
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 September 2018
⏱️ 73 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr at his time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday, September 3rd, |
| 0:09.0 | 2018, what's going on? How are you? |
| 0:15.0 | Oh, happy Labor Day to you. |
| 0:21.0 | Happy fucking Labor Day to you. |
| 0:26.0 | Happy fucking Labor Day to you. |
| 0:35.0 | You cubicle dwell in calm. |
| 0:43.0 | Happy fucking Labor Day to you. |
| 0:47.0 | How many fucking podcasts are out there wishing you a happy Labor Day with an original song? |
| 0:53.0 | Huh? Am I going to get sued for saying that in the podcasting world, in the podcasting stratosphere? |
| 1:01.0 | What are you guys doing today on Labor Day? What the fuck is Labor Day? Anyways, does this have something to do with the troops? How hard they're working? |
| 1:09.0 | Right? And you're not doing shit because you're not wearing a uniform, right? Huh? You fucking civilian pieces, shit. |
| 1:15.0 | Don't you love how that's the vibe now? I'm going to round up a applause for our troops. Hey, I'm around the plus, rest of us paying the fucking taxes, you cunts. |
| 1:25.0 | Do this goddamn field trip over there that's never going to fucking end until what we bankrupt the whole fucking thing and five cunts have all the money? Huh? How about I run a plus for us? |
| 1:35.0 | You rich cunts. |
| 1:37.0 | You're going to scrooing and leaving us with the fucking tab. Can I get on the plane first every once in a while? You fucking assholes? |
| 1:46.0 | All right, Labor Day. |
| 1:49.0 | Labor Day. |
| 1:51.0 | Fucking meaning... |
| 1:55.0 | Labor Day is a public holiday or day of festivities held in honor of working people in the United States and Canada. |
| 2:04.0 | Well, this ain't about your wife is it? Oh, shots fired! |
| 2:10.0 | Um, on the first Monday in September and in many countries on May 1st, why do we always have to be different over here? |
| 2:19.0 | You know, the whole fucking world's on the metric system. The whole fucking world is celebrating Labor Day on May 1st. Not America. Now we're on standard September 1st. |
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