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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 9-28-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Bill rambles about getting answers, physicist groupies, and bad information.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, September 28th,

0:08.3

2020, what's going on? How?

0:11.0

Why? Yeah?

0:13.1

How's it going? Oh, Billy Tired voice. I did 10 shows this week.

0:18.7

To Tuesday, to Wednesday, to Thursday, to Friday, to say a say

0:24.6

and I got today off Sunday, recording this thing at

0:32.6

during half time. Oh, third quarter just started Seattle versus Dallas.

0:37.3

You already know this game's fucking over. I knew this game was over in the end of the second quarter

0:41.2

and now they just fucking took the ball away from the Dallas Cowboys.

0:44.4

Russ at Wilson, arguing the best quarterback in the league, but he's, you know,

0:49.0

undersized and he plays all the way up there in Seattle.

0:52.0

So he doesn't get any love, you know, while they care about it, Seattle is grunge music and fucking

0:58.5

those guys throwing the fish, you know, that's all that's what the global media, I mean, well the national media cares about Seattle.

1:06.0

You know, you got to give it up to Pete Carroll though, man, first cloudy as it is up there, man, that guy somehow keeps that copper tone tan going.

1:14.0

He's going to be 70 fucking years old. He has that dick clock, Gene. He looks great. Touch dad Seattle.

1:23.6

There you go. There you go. I'm watching this game. I missed the Pats game because I was traveling from Connecticut, drove down south.

1:32.1

So I missed the whole fucking game, which sucks, but I will tell you this man, I put watching this.

1:38.0

I watched the end of the Bears come back against Atlanta. And in what world is a Super Bowl winning quarterback, a backup fucking quarterback to Mitch

1:52.0

Tabritsky. I'm not shitting on him, but I'm just saying you got Nick Folls sitting in the guy beat Bella check and Brady in a Super Bowl.

2:00.0

You know, what are we doing here? He went down to Jacksonville. I know he got hurt, but what the fuck?

2:07.0

This guy's a winner, man. So he went in there and scored fucking three touchdowns unanswered and kept the Chicago Bears undefeated.

2:19.0

Shout out to Atlanta Falcons fans. I mean, how many fucking leads?

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