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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 9-17-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2018

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Bill rambles about football, Pompeii, and The Charleston. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday, September 17th,

0:08.0

2018. How's it going? How are you? What's up with you?

0:14.0

How was your foot? My all Sunday. I know what's going on with me. I got a cold now. I don't know what I have.

0:22.0

And my wife's like, well, maybe you have allergies.

0:25.0

It's like, I don't have allergies. I've never have allergies in my life. And she's just like, well, sometimes there's

0:33.0

there's late onset allergies. So she's got me thinking I have allergies. I never, you know, I thought allergies for

0:41.0

like people who had like inferior DNA, you know, just like weak people, you know, like the kind of puppy that the mother ignores and just lets

0:49.0

die. It doesn't let her let her get any milk. You know, but we're human beings and everybody's special.

0:57.0

So you keep these people going and then they just walk around constant state of like, you know, listening to their

1:03.0

nasally voices. Oh my god. Did somebody eat lobster in the last month and then you got to like fucking vaccinate your house, whatever it is.

1:11.0

Defumigate your house because somebody with allergies comes by, you know, but ever deadly, I'm one of those people.

1:21.0

You know, my mom should have ignored me. Who knew? Who knew? Maybe I have late onset. Who the fuck gets allergies at 50?

1:32.0

You know, it's funny, but all you other non medical people out there right now, what are you doing? You listen to this podcast and now you're googling this shit.

1:38.0

Everybody's just addicted. I'm gonna get the answer right now. You know, do you ever, do you ever consider the source?

1:46.0

Not to mention the fucking guy who's, you know, looking for the information, being you, not having a fucking medical degree all of a sudden, you're like some doctor.

1:54.0

I do it all the time. That's why I got a nutritionist because I was trying to learn about food. I just couldn't figure it out.

1:58.0

Everybody just, you know, had a conflicting opinion. It was like these goddamn, uh, feminists and, uh, the guys with the date red drug, they just can't seem to get on the same page.

2:06.0

No, it's like Democrats Republicans, you know what I mean? They all agree with you.

2:12.0

I mean, I'm just gonna get the answer right now. You know, I'm gonna get the answer right now.

2:17.0

I'm gonna get the answer right now.

2:19.0

You know, I'm gonna get the answer right now.

2:21.0

They want people to get on the same page. No, it's like Democrats Republicans, you know what I mean?

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