Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Bird. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

August 25th, 2019. What's going on? How are you doing? Oh, I got a bunch of shit to do tomorrow.

So I'm recording Sunday night. People are asleep. They're starting to go to sleep. My lovely

daughter's gone to bed. My lovely wife is upstairs. You know, fucking watching the TV or whatever.

Loving life that I'm not there ruining her shows. Ruining. Ruining her shows. So anyways, let me

knock this thing out here. All right, I got a lot to talk about. So I don't want any of our

options. You just fucking sit there and listen. I'm sick of you goddamn people. You understand me?

Anybody under the age of like 33. I've had enough of you. I've had enough of you. You're

fucking selfies and the camera just being on you and not having the decency to hole yourself out

and get into show business like me. You know, you fucking youngsters out. Oh, I decide

that I'm going to have a TV show. Who the fuck do you think you are?

All right, I got in this business. You had a sucker. Dirk to get something.

And that's what me too is all about

setting the masses free to create their own mediocre content. You can create mediocre content

without sucking a dick. Thank you very much. That's what we've learned here. Okay.

The artistic process can continue. The self-congratulatory fucking thing. All right.

This is what I'm hoping for. Okay. After watching that Florida fucking Miami football game,

that's what the fuck you want to call that horseshit defense on both sides of the fucking ball.

I had to shut it off. I shut it off and then I watched I had to take a break from the game.

I'm gonna stand up comic and I was disgusted with the level of defense in that fucking game.

The horseshit tackling on both sides of the ball, both sides of the field, both teams.

Jesus Christ. This is what happens when the coach can't slap you anymore. I don't know what it is,

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