Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning

podcast from Monday, August 20th, 2018. Sorry, what's going on? How are you? How

was your weekend? Did you or did you not enjoy yourself? Did you or did you not

abuse substances that were legal and possibly not? I was actually out in

Las Vegas. Hot as fuck Las Vegas. Let's make it funny. Everybody talk about

how keep believe how hot it is out here. It's like, yeah, man, we're in a fucking

desert in August. I can completely understand why it is so fucking hot out

here. And then you get the global warming thing going on, you know, with

half the world's on fire, according to the news. Yeah, I can see why it'd be a

little smoldery there. You know, it's so fucked up about Las Vegas is I was

thinking when I was out there, it's like there's there's only one reason and

one reason only that that place exists and that is air conditioning. Okay, I

know back in the day, you know, when they had like three or four little fucking, I

don't know, one floor casinos in the middle of nowhere, whatever the hell was

going on out there. I did I forget the whole story. All right, I've watched all

the goddamn movies. I saw Casino. I saw fucking bugs. He goes to fucking

Pebble Beach, whatever the fuck it was called. I watched that one. I don't

remember what the fuck I'm sure there was some fans. You know overhead fans

is that all they had back in the day? I can tell you right now nobody fucking

went out there in August. Well, maybe they did. I don't know, but I'm just

anyways. It's a different breed of people. That was the greatest generation

back then. Okay, they they they they defeated Adolf Hitler defeated Japan. You

...