Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday. August 2nd,

2021 Jesus age Christ. Can you fucking believe it? Oh

My god, the summer's over. I almost don't think I got the global warming summer's gonna keep going until October

Um, anyway, why can I fucking hear myself anymore? Am I going deaf over here? The numbers seem to be high enough. Is there a volume button?

What does this do?

What if I push this? Does this do something?

Damn, I don't know Bill. What if you actually read the fucking manual? That could do something?

What about these here? Are these little buttons here? What if I turn the light on? What if I could see?

Oh, there's so many what ifs, you know, it's a lot like right in a script. What if we had the guy do this?

But yeah, I don't know. What if we had him do that? Oh, there's a volume. There's a volume. Oh, and I can hear myself. Well, that's what happened.

All right, there you go. It was exciting. I actually just did that and I didn't lose my temper.

You owe me.

I want to fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck a piece of shit. So fucking stupid stupid fucking thing that I don't know how to build.

Um, anyway, how are you guys? It's the beginning of August. It's beginning to look a lot like football season.

No, can't do that. Can't skip over America's past time. It's America's past time. USA. USA.

Major League Baseball everybody. Our version of cricket. But we get it done in three hours because we got shit to do.

Unlike you guys with your three day fucking games. Who cares after three days?

You know what am I watching a minis? I'm kidding. But I was still boozing. I'd be the biggest cricket fan ever.

Going to the game, honey. See you in three days.

Going a three day fucking bender.

I thought you would say you're going to a game. Yeah, it was three, the three days long. I didn't know that.

Oh, well, you know, I mean, it's in the papers.

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