Hey, what's going on? Jesus, listen to my voice here. It's Bill Burr and it's time for

the Monday morning podcast from Monday, August 19th, 2019. What's going on? I'm fighting

off a cold here. Oh, fucking Billy Flanders. Oh, William, no vice. You know, not drink

the kid, not spoken cigars, not joy in life. Now look at me. I get a goddamn cold, you

know, from running around doing nothing. I got nothing. I've actually been like looking

up pictures of cigars online since I've decided that I'm going to lay off them for a while.

And I think that's when you know you have some sort of addictive problem. You know, if

you lay off heroin, you start looking up pictures of spoons. Sorry, it's early in the morning.

I actually, I'm not as sick as I sound right now. But anyway, anyway, oh, Billy's back

in LA. The big Hollywood phony came back to town right before this city got some credibility

and I dragged him right back down into the mud. I am beyond excited. I have nothing to

fucking do. And I'm going to keep it that way for a while. I'm just going to chill out.

You know, anticipating the beginning of the NFL, blah, blah, blah, football season. Very

excited to watch Tom Brady try to go for number seven. I just paused there for all you

fucking Brady haters be like, fuck that guy. He's fucking cheater. Yes, he's better looking

and will achieve more this season than you ever will in your life. So, you know, you're

just going to have to take that. All right. Did you just punch a dashboard that isn't

true. I'm ethical. We played flag football for our company picnic in July. And I told

the corner back on the other team that his shoe is untied. I am a better person. Maybe

you are, but you're not better looking. Tom Brady will always have that on you. All

right. Just fuck it with you. By the way, I finally got all caught up on my Moto GP season.

I watched the last two races. And if you ever thought about getting into racing, if you

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