Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning butt gas for July 5th.

Fuckin' 2021. How's it goin'? How the hell are ya?

How was your weekend? How was your 4th of July weekend? Did you have a good time?

Did you cook some burgers and dogs and maybe some chicken and some hogs and some

fuckin' some veal, veal cutlets? You may have a big bag of potato chips. Did you drink too much?

Did you say that thing you shouldn't have said but then you said it and didn't even feel good

because everybody looked at you like you were the asshole even though you don't think you are.

Is that how you celebrated the birth of America? Happy birthday to America. Happy

belated birthday to America. Happy belated birthday dear America.

I'm very thankful these fuckin' lunatics didn't burn down all Los Angeles. I will tell you,

you really see the lack of power that law enforcement has if everybody just decides to ignore one law.

They just get overrun. Every year out here, during, sorry. Fucking kids stop yawning. You know why?

Cause it's 5.48 in the morning. 5.48 in the morning. I gotta help my wife with the kids today.

So I woke up early. I was having stress streams because I knew I had to knock the podcast out

because I got two other fuckin' things I have to do. Right? And I'm tellin' my wife,

you know I got all this shit I have to do. I see the look on her face like, well what the fuck?

I got the kids all day. Are you gonna be able to help out? You know? So I get up early.

Oh freckles, I wasn't done with my beauty sleep. I wasn't done dream. I was having all these fucked-up dreams.

I think it was the stress of all the shit that I had. For some reason I owed,

I owed people money. And I was driving around like I had a bookie I had to pay off.

And he was weird like I had the money. I had the money but I couldn't fucking,

I couldn't find the guy. And then I finally gave it to the guy and he opened it up and he had

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