Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

July 19th, 2021. What's going on? How are you? How the hell's it going with you? You're doing good. I hope so. I'm rooting for you.

I'm not one of these people, you know, you start getting something good going on and then I get all upset.

You know why that is? Is it because I'm a good person? Is it because I have a good heart? No.

It's because I'm having a good week. That's how it works if you're a human being. If you're a half, you got shit.

You can be happy when other people have shit. If you don't got shit, that's when you start going,

you're like, this fucking guy, he didn't work for shit, his fucking parents bottom that fucking cartoon. If I was in his family,

do it, I'd be fucking be a guy, a goger, Jake. That's how it is. That's how it is. Is a human being.

You know, you know, I saw Mercedes Ben with Ben's and the front license plate said something like, don't be hating.

You know, it's just like, you know, you're really fucked up. You have a Mercedes. You don't need to stoop to that level.

All right. Now we know that you bought the car for the simple reason of fucking driving around, showing it off.

So all that, all that fucking license plate says to me is you're actually not really happy.

You know, because you went out and you bought something. You know, sure, it makes you happy as you're buying it, you start tingling.

You know, you start driving by all the bad bitches. Is the kids say, right?

And all of a sudden they're fucking turning around. Why do they like you? They like you because they got that car.

Because you got the car. That's why. And just like you, they don't like you either for you. I'm such a content.

Why am I such a cut? I just thought, you know, you got a Mercedes Ben since German engineering. I mean, that's a fucking sports car with four doors.

You don't need to be fucking robbing people's face in it. You really don't, but you know, people do it.

Anyway, I don't understand. Why can't people be perfect like me? That's, that's the theme of this podcast.

Why do I have everything all figured out? Oh, because I don't like to be challenged. So I surround myself with weak people, kidding.

All right, please announce new show added. All right, September 10th, 10, fran targeton.

Oh, Jesus, there's another number 10 that just, oh, God, he fucking had the fucking Patriots number.

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