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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 6-28-21

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about being a fatty, Formula 1, and abuse of power.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday.

0:06.0

June 28th, 2020. What's going on? How are you doing? How is your life going?

0:18.0

My name isn't going so good today. Jesus Christ, you know, over the last, I don't know, three months.

0:26.0

I knew I was putting on weight and I kept saying, step on the scale to see where you're at.

0:31.0

And I'm like, I don't want to see that number. The dumb thing that's the stupidest thing you can do when I knew it.

0:37.0

I knew it was a dumb thing to do.

0:41.0

You know, and I'd go on a hike here or I'd go do a little fucking take a walk some stairs there.

0:47.0

But every day I was stuffing my fat, freckled face. I stepped on the fucking scale. 189.

0:55.0

And that's only because I ate a cheeseburger that just sat in my stomach like lead.

1:02.0

It like 330 the day before and I had eaten in like 12 hours. So I was probably like a buck 91.

1:09.0

Oh my God. What am I doing? So my fighting weight is 171. So I got like 20 pounds. I got to lose.

1:20.0

And the people around me aren't helping me. You go, really? You look fine to me. You look great.

1:25.0

It's like, stop saying that.

1:30.0

Say it again. I'll take my shirt off and then you fucking say it. Say that again.

1:34.0

What the fucking believeable look on your face. So I'm back on it. I'm weighing myself every day.

1:41.0

And I'm going to get back down to 171 where I need to be.

1:45.0

It's always fun the first day when you eat well and you work out, you know,

1:50.0

because you immediately drop like a pound or two, which is what happened this morning.

1:53.0

I might have just been dehydrated or whatever. But so it was 187 when I got on the scale.

1:58.0

But now, now after the first day, then I feel like your body's just like, oh, this is what we're doing.

2:06.0

Let's fucking pump the brakes here. Let's put on the parking brake for the last fucking whatever, 16, 17 pounds.

2:14.0

So, yeah, so I got to do this the right way. I got to see now I got to make sure that as I'm dropping it,

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