Monday Morning Podcast 4-18-22
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2022
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Bill rambles about Fenway Park, the Easter Bunny, and round Earth heckling.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday |
| 0:07.3 | April 18th I guess it's tax day |
| 0:11.6 | According to my phone. Hey, man your taxes are do man. I thought they were doing the 15th when I was growing up when I was just the lad |
| 0:21.0 | When it was fucking you know, what do I remember 68 cents per gallon 75 cents per gallon |
| 0:28.1 | April 15th |
| 0:30.1 | The old Federal Reserve came around knocking at the door to see what the hell you were up with so happy tax day |
| 0:39.3 | I hope you're getting your interest free loan back from the powers that be rather than owing any money |
| 0:50.1 | You know it's funny a friend of mine reached out to me. Oh |
| 0:53.1 | He reached out to me. Hey, you know what's going on? |
| 0:56.5 | I haven't talked to you in a while blah blah blah he goes I ended up in Texas of all places and I said Dallas and he said yes |
| 1:02.9 | And I was like I love Dallas |
| 1:05.6 | So I was like let me look at real estate in Dallas |
| 1:09.6 | Let me let me play out this fantasy where I get the fuck out of here |
| 1:13.8 | You know what I'm getting the fuck out of here. I love that. I'm getting the fuck out of here. Oh, where you going? |
| 1:18.6 | I'm going to a different state the fucking people over there when you borrow a cup of sugar whatever the fucking issue do now |
| 1:31.1 | It is with your neighbors |
| 1:33.4 | They're way better people man to hang out with I got to be honest with you if you have to leave a whole fucking state |
| 1:39.5 | Doesn't at some point you got to look in the mirror and be like what's going on with me? |
| 1:43.8 | You can't deal with anybody in this state. I'm getting the fuck out of here |
| 1:47.4 | Dude you living here nah dude |
| 1:51.8 | Where'd you go? Dude three years ago? I was like I'm getting the fuck out of here. I was like fuck this place |
| 2:01.7 | Every time I've said that my life |
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