Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast.

For Monday, April 11, 2022.

What's going on? How are you? I'm going to be recording this in sections, everybody,

because yeah, I'm out here in Augusta, Georgia.

Hey, what's doing all the way out there, Freckles? What you doing? You working on some moonshare?

It's nothing like that out here. There's Arby's, Hooters, Walmart CVS. It's the same old same old.

But I am at the Masters this weekend, and for first before I get to the Masters, Masters, Masters,

I'm sorry, there's no way to do that if you grew up in the 80s. No way not to do that.

The whole time, I would be like, hey, people who asked me, what are you doing this weekend?

I would be like, I'm going to the Masters, and that'd be Masters, Masters.

I talk to anybody in my age group, like they just start fucking saying it like a lab rat.

You can't, you can't not say it. I don't know why they haven't asked Metallica if they all I know why,

they're a golf course and they're prestigious.

Anyway, before I get to that, I played Birmingham, Alabama, Alabama.

And I played Macon, Georgia. And these were my first three real shows since I had my little

silly, saliliqui over the last six weeks. And I don't think they could have gone any better.

And I was working with Verzi and Barton, because we were all going out to the Masters.

Masters. Can't not do it. And I was saying, how is going to bring up how much I love doing standup on the South?

How much I fucking love the crowds. I love being Billy Liberal from Hollywood.

You know, making fun of Hollywood, teasing them about being Southern, and they fucking roll with it.

Now, there's some of the best crowds. Like, the show in Birmingham was awesome.

And then we went to Macon, and we played that historic place, which I went in.

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