Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

March 23rd, 2020. What's going on? Are you in the future? Are you coming back listening to this? How long did the pandemic last?

That it turned into an epidemic? Is that what it is? Pandemic is like the triple A of a disease. He's almost at the show. He's still hitting fucking dirty baseballs.

Why does the disease have to be a man? All right. It's a woman. So what you say were all cuts. Remember that shit? Remember feminism?

That's the one good thing about the pandemic. That fucking all went away. All those white broads, bitch-mortem and complaining with their own fucking TV shows, getting awards for saying shit that other people wrote. My life is so hard.

I don't know. You know what? This is going to be a great day. I'm going to tell you why this is a great day. You know, we just wake up with the fucking song in your head.

I have Robbie Dupree's steal away in my head. You know, and I'm going to warn you. Okay. You know, with social distancing and all of this shit.

The last thing you need is some fucking bald, freckled, cont on a podcast. Getting a song in your head, but I'm about ready to sing it.

And I'm going to tell you this song. It's so fucking catchy, especially when I sing it. It's going to be in your ear too. All right. Come on.

I'm going to come on and hold me. Just like you told me I woke up with this man. Then fucking show me what I want to know.

Why don't we steal away? Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Why don't we steal away into the night? I'm because there's a pandemic.

Hello.

COVID-19 much hashtag shaking my head.

How about all the pussy's during this fucking pandemic that just they God forbid they're alone with their own fucking thoughts.

Some fucking cookie dough just can't do it. Gotta go hang out with their friends. She's my best friend. You have to hang out with their you dump fuck you have you she could have gone out blown a trucker since the last time she saw you.

You don't know what she does. You don't know what she's into, man. You she's that close to you. How about you buddy?

You're going to be a fucking man. You're going to John Wayne. You shit your way through this shit. You're going to be a fucking, you know yoga studio person. We're all connected.

I'll tell you what is what Donald Trump is stirring up with that whole Chinese virus thing that he's doing. I'll tell you what you know what I guess we all are connected.

Because they have a deadly of some guy on the other side of the planet sticks his dick and some bats butt next thing you know I can't sit out on a lake bass fishing with one of my buddies.

I swear to fucking God the left and the right. When are they just going to man up face a fucking problem and try and solve it without finger point.

I'm some douchey quarterback going back to the huddle. It's defy. What fucking good does that do? Well that's where that came from. Okay.

Is that the game we're playing? Do we think is this country? This is we're going to survive that game.

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