Monday Morning Podcast 3-16-20
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2020
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about humanity's true colors, 'sending the wrong message', and dome earth.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday match |
| 0:06.7 | 60 |
| 0:08.2 | 2020 what's going on? |
| 0:10.4 | How are you is this up too loud here? |
| 0:13.2 | Maybe a little bit. Let's turn it down a little bit. There we go. I don't want to have the volume up at |
| 0:19.6 | Apocalyptic levels, huh? |
| 0:22.8 | There's a segue |
| 0:24.8 | Speaking of segues how dumbed all the people feel who blew all their money on a fucking segway instead of fucking on some bread and milk |
| 0:33.8 | Is all these fucking people lose their minds? |
| 0:39.1 | Jesus fucking Christ I |
| 0:41.6 | Swear to God man. I swear to God. I after watching people's behavior since the last podcast the run on food at grocery stores |
| 0:51.3 | The absolute ridiculous level of food that people bought most of which will go bad |
| 0:58.5 | Within a fucking week you fucked over your fellow man |
| 1:02.2 | I actually that there was a sense of freedom to it. I have to admit |
| 1:06.2 | You know all of these fucking goddamn liberal constant live out here and I'm liberal too |
| 1:11.7 | All right, I'm liberal too just like I'm a fucking sports fan |
| 1:15.5 | But I'm not above saying my team got a call. They shouldn't have got |
| 1:20.3 | All right, that's the kind of liberal I am if you got a problem with that then why don't you just take out your fucking |
| 1:26.6 | God damn 12 days and go shoot a fucking squirt |
| 1:32.2 | Anyway, all these fucking liberal fucking twats out here going on award shows telling everybody how they should be and how to be a better person |
| 1:41.4 | You saw who the fuck they really are |
| 1:45.6 | When the shit didn't even hit the fan |
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