Hey, it's going on it's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning

podcast for Monday, December 25th, 2023. What's going on?

How whah! 23 what's going on how? How's it going? I'm actually recording us on Tuesday, December 26th.

The day after Christmas, your boss called you in.

You went to work because he has you by the bulls.

You think about killing him, stuffing him in the

fucking dumpster. But you know that you will get caught but imagine the freedom for 25

to 30 minutes before the cops show up,

then you wonder, what do I do now?

I can't do time in prison.

I'll get fucked in the ass during the arraignment so you grab a

fucking broomstick and you run at the cops later on it's declared suicide by police officer all right anyways

that's dark it's the day after Christmas some people like it some Some people don't.

I had a little bit of the holiday blues.

You know, you start going to the same holiday parties every year,

people are getting older, empty nesters,

fucking, you know, start looking around the party,

a couple old people, you're like, eh,

I wonder if this is their last Christmas party, right?

And then you got like, what am I doing?

Eggnog.

Let's be happy.

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