Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, December 2nd, 2013.

When the mood hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a morade.

When a man and a guy have rigatoni on the slide, that's a morade. And I ain't all that fucking song goes.

One man is not supposed to lay down with another man. How dare you say that so close to the Vatican?

Ciao, Bella.

Hey, this is Bill Burnett. I'm over here in Rome, Italy. And once again, my fucking mixer.

For some reason, it doesn't work over here. And what I'm starting to think is that, you know, when I was in Australia, I just plugged it right to the wall.

And that was the end of that. It had no, no, I was going to say surcharge, no circuit breaker.

It didn't have, it wasn't hurricane ready, basically, and it got blown over. But this time I actually got the little adapter or the converter or whatever the fuck it is, adapter, I guess.

And it still isn't working.

So where I am. Here I sit, trying to hold my hand steady as I talk directly into my recorder.

All right. I don't know what the levels of like. I don't have a mixer. It's going to be a fucking close to fuck. So there you go.

All right. By the way, somebody sent me some stupid tweet going, you know, Bill, when you don't care, we don't care. Just always remember that.

Like, I don't know what the fuck that means. But what do you mean we don't care? What is the we in that statement?

What you and all the voices in your fucking head. Stop acting like you're running a union. All right. If you don't like my fucking podcast, believe me.

There's plenty of other selections here on the All Things Comedy Network. Oh, he slips on a plunk.

Yes, listen to the echo of this fucking room here.

Yeah, so I'm in Rome, Italy, and it is totally lived up to the hype. It's been absolutely freaking amazing. Oh, we I got pizza coming out of my fucking age.

I had the worst heartburn last night. I ate two pizzas yesterday, like both within like two hours. Like that's how good the pizza is over here and like a fucking camel drinking water.

I know that eventually I'm not going to be here at the source of the greatest pizza on the fucking planet. And then I'm going to go out to Los Angeles, arguably the anti source of the greatest pizza on the planet.

So I'm trying to stock up all of those memories and yeah, the food has just been outstanding here. But, you know, just like any place, there's always people living off the legend.

So you really have to, you know, you got to ask around is what I did. And when you ask where's a good place to get pizza, you don't do it standing outside the fucking colosseum or down there at the Vatican or the lean in power of fucking be ja.

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