Monday Morning Podcast 12-18-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2023
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about seeing Queens of the Stone Age, 'no make-up', and Southwest Airlines overweight passenger policy.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning |
| 0:05.0 | podcast for Monday, December 18th, 2023. |
| 0:12.4 | We are one week away from Jesus's birthday. Hey, Seuss, if you're from a different part of the world. |
| 0:21.0 | Hey, Seuss's birthday, Jesus, the J-star, the son of God, the bosses son, the trippy hippie, the shirtless |
| 0:31.4 | wonder, the fucking long-haired miracle, right? The fatherless child, a little |
| 0:40.4 | bastard. His fucking dad's literally invisible. the little Hey Seuss, what the fuck are you waiting for? I don't think you're gonna come back. We didn't treat you nice the first time. |
| 1:01.8 | That's probably what's happening because it's going, you gotta go. first time, maa. |
| 1:02.7 | That's probably what's happening because it's going, |
| 1:04.2 | what, you gotta go down there and hell, |
| 1:05.6 | I ain't fucking going back down there. |
| 1:08.8 | Look, it was a long time ago, things have progressed, |
| 1:11.6 | have they? right you know dad I mean you |
| 1:17.4 | fucking made him why don't you go down there and deal with it that's kind of |
| 1:20.4 | fucked up though that he sent his son down to deal with us when it was his mistake. |
| 1:24.8 | Is that where that whole thing came about where the son pays for the sins of the father? |
| 1:31.5 | Is that what it was? for the sins of the father. |
| 1:32.6 | Is that what it was? |
| 1:34.7 | I have no idea. |
| 1:38.4 | I was actually a religious historian in a college. I can't even you guys wouldn't believe that for half a second no I wasn't I was not oh my God |
| 1:48.8 | you imagine I'm gonna write a paper on on fucking Gandhi or whatever religious person. |
| 1:54.4 | Is he religious? |
| 1:55.3 | He was a dude, right? |
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