Monday Morning Podcast 12-11-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Bill rambles about puking, the election, and electric cars.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrd. It's time for the Monday morning |
| 0:04.8 | podcast for Monday. Monday, Monday, yeah, |
| 0:09.7 | December 11th, 2023, what's going on? How are ya? |
| 0:20.0 | Monday, Mondays. |
| 0:23.0 | Um, so something to me every other day. |
| 0:27.0 | Remember that fucking song? |
| 0:29.0 | It sounds like 50 fucking years ago. |
| 0:38.6 | And just talking about how bummed out you are that it's Monday and you got to get up and you have to go work for somebody else and maybe you're not going |
| 0:42.0 | after your dream and all of that. |
| 0:44.0 | This is what really gets me about these fucking corporate cunts at the top of every |
| 0:48.0 | fucking ladder in every fucking business in this country is you know if I was running a company right and |
| 0:58.2 | somebody was fucking singing Monday Monday and they fucking hated the job I would feel bad |
| 1:04.0 | being like okay what do we need to do here I'm not paying you guys enough money that we need a |
| 1:08.6 | pinball machine I don't want you guys coming to work |
| 1:11.1 | fucking hate you let me if you're just fucking work fucking hating you like you're just |
| 1:13.3 | fucking lazy I mean you know I'm not getting you know I'm not getting you know I'm |
| 1:17.8 | not getting your shit but I mean if you're really just like not fulfilled like the amount of fucking people just not fulfilled behind the 8 ball just |
| 1:28.6 | getting fucked and these people just don't give a shit and just continue to take more and more. It's just beyond me. |
| 1:37.0 | I was fucking driving down the street, right? Like we're literally to the point where people are just spray painting self-help on |
| 1:46.5 | sidewalks and on fucking walls. |
| 1:51.9 | So as you're driving, you can think of something positive. |
| 1:57.6 | These are the things, you know, next year |
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