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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 11-27-23

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about car shows, ripping coffee, shampoo.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning

0:05.2

podcast for Monday.

0:08.4

November 27th, 2022. 2022, 23, 23, 23!

0:15.0

I've been fucking that up all year.

0:20.0

I mean, Jesus Christ, by the time I realize it's 23 it's gonna be 24

0:26.8

that's gonna be a great Boston year. Oh my God can you believe it's

0:31.9

two thousand and twenty Fowah? Oh my God, can you believe it's 2020 Foa?

0:34.8

Do you know there's people in Massachusetts say, say Foa.

0:38.4

FOU-W-A-H, F-A-A-H, Foa.

0:48.0

How old'sice? Oh my God, she's already FOA. You want to get a pizza? Oh, why do I always do that? You know, because I miss it back there. But I will tell you, I absolutely love Los Angeles, especially this time of year. When it gets cold out and the Santa Ana winds come blowing in from

1:09.0

across the desert blowing out all the homeless vets that you cheered at a football game and

1:19.4

then they lived under a bridge too close to your fucking house,

1:25.6

Badu, but he, but a, booo, and you called your local politician

1:31.3

and said, get them the fuck out of here but he did it and do do do

1:35.9

they never talk about the back end of the military career you know after the

1:40.5

NFL charges him for a commercial and we're all,

1:43.2

oh, take you very service and all that shit.

1:45.3

When they're homeless, where are we?

1:47.2

Huh?

1:50.7

Driving by with your fucking Yeti hanging out the window because your personal trainer told you to drink more water,

2:00.0

to flush the fucking Botox out of your ass that you had bleached.

2:05.0

Is that what we're doing out here?

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