Monday Morning Podcast 11-25-13

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2013

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Bill rambles about smart people, dancing with a game face, and how to hit on a LAY-dee in a coffee shop. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.9	It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday Morning Podcast from Monday, November 25th, 2013.
0:10.4	How you doing?
0:12.0	How are you?
0:13.5	Happy Thanksgiving.
0:16.2	Eat some turkey and some stuffing and gravy and then eat some pie.
0:26.6	I love Thanksgiving.
0:29.1	I really do.
0:30.1	But I'm actually leaving the country.
0:33.4	I'm going to be an ex-patriot.
0:35.3	Now I'm leaving the country the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.
0:39.2	I didn't even realize that.
0:40.2	This isn't going to be the first Thanksgiving I ever spend outside of the country.
0:47.2	I'm actually going to be over in Italy.
0:51.8	Like one of the some of the army guys back in the day in World War II, sitting over there.
0:56.4	And the moon itch here I like the big pizza pie, shoot them in the face.
1:04.8	Getting ready for my big European tour over there, everybody.
1:08.0	You know, I didn't realize when we went to book this thing, how fucking cold it was going
1:11.6	to be in Scandinavia and December.
1:14.0	And I just did some interviews there for the Norwegian Journal or the fucking Swedish
1:22.8	periodical, whatever the fuck I was talking to over there and they told me they were laughing
1:28.3	that I was coming over there.
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