Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, November 18th 2013.

How they hell are you?

How's it going? I'm gonna try to fucking energy my way through the energy.

We gotta find a sales a new kind of fuck up.

I'm wiped out. Why are you wiped out, Bill?

All you do is jump around like a fucking monkey on stage. That's what you do for your money for your legal

Tango.

Well, you know what? I've been doing it at every fucking state in the goddamn union

This year and I'm wiped out. I am officially wiped the fuck out. I had a 6.20 a.m. flight out of Wichita, Kansas. Hey, wait

Do we have ourselves bar murder down there last night and

Landed here at 7.38 and one of those little ass fucking planes because nobody goes to Wichita not directly anyways

So I was on a little last plane. We landed in a little last plane and you know what happens a little last planes

They don't get to pull up to the gate. Oh, you're too small. You're gonna hurt yourself a little last plane

So we're sitting out there on the fucking

Tama

Right, this is an old school plane. They tried to paint it like a new united plane, but they still had the you that was from

You know like the 70s was a fucking old ass plane, okay?

I don't know if they took it over to gas monkey garage and they put a new fucking engine in it

I don't know what but we made it, but it was one of those deals where they open the door and the stairs are part of the fucking door

So we walk out of that and then we get on the goddamn plane

And I'm playing a bus bus to the fucking airport the airport then the bags came up bullshit, so I am

But you know, something I

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