Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, November 11th, 2013.

I said, go and jote. You know, guess who got his Boston Red Sox championship,

hat the other day. This guy, this guy right here. Oh, I was there for October 7th on.

I'll tell you the mental anguish that I went through as a fan over those 23 days,

whatever the fuck it took them to win it. But I got to tell you, I actually don't like the hat.

It just makes me feel old when I look at it. It just used to just be the bee and then it'd be like,

oh, 2013 champion. That's all you need. Now they got the fucking trophy spinning out to the right,

the bees over here. It's a fucking mess. You know, I don't know. I just look, I, you know what I look like when I put it on,

I look like I'm trying to start a wrapping career. Can I have the middle aged white guy,

our team won a championship and I kind of sucked in gym class, but God damn it. I had heart white dude hat.

Can they make one of those? I don't fucking know. Oh, I don't know. Anyways, I'm, you know,

not shitting on that, you know, thought that style of a hat. I'm just saying it just looks dumb on my head.

You know, I'm white. Of course I observe sports. Why would you pick me? I am right where I'm supposed to be in the stadium.

I'm sitting in the stands. How about having a little consideration for a rapidly aging baldings slow red headed white dude?

Give me a nice boring hat. What am I fucking asked and cut you?

Is that an old reference? I mean, that fuckers in his 30 by now. I don't know what happened the last 10 years,

but I've noticed it in my act when I go to make references. I think I brought this up before I was doing a college gig.

So I'm up there. I'm trying to be hip. I'm trying to be down. I don't know what I was doing and I made a reference.

I needed a reference for, you know, a young pop, skanky kind of chick and I threw up Britney Spears and dude,

I'm telling you absolute fucking crickets. I got nothing on it. And then I just did the math quickly in my head.

I'm like, wait a minute. Britney Spears is like a 32, 33 year old divorced mother of two at this point.

She's not that 18, 17, 18 year old girl coming up and I'm going, I got, I pop my pussy.

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