Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

October 5th, 2020. What's going on? How are you? How's it going, everybody? How is your beginning of the October? Did you get some pumpkin spice latte?

Hey, mocha, fucking, whatever. I said what you did. I love the holiday season. And I just feel like Halloween is just it's so overlooked.

You know, I realize in the gay community, it's really celebrated, but I don't know that it's celebrated in a pumpkin spice type away.

The crunch of the leaves under your feet, cinnamon sticks in your cereal. Yes, the holiday season.

Dooby-dooby-do, but I-bop-op. Everyone got fucked. Why the hell would you ask for a gift?

It's not going to stop the brides from asking for something shiny, right? Because they're watching the Kardashians with all the, who-oh where?

All right. Jesus, it's really funny. Like, is it funny, Bill? Well, let me present it and then you can decide.

I think it's hilarious that all of those high-end brands, the rodeo drive ones, that like now when I look at that shit, you know, what I-I just equate that to a reality show star with Asfat in our lips.

This is a bull guy fucking purse. Oh, really? Is that to carry all your Asfat over to your fucking plastic surgeon?

You fucking, whatever. It's the H.D. and of the world as I know it.

And Hors-Fill Fine. Speaking of music, if you could call what I just did, anything musical, I actually have this fucking song in my head. Remember that song?

That Quincy Jones. And that dude complimented what she does, send roses just because if it's violin, she loves and let the play.

Remember that song? I downloaded that album. I cannot get that song out of my head. I've been listening to it walking around in New York City. I'm here this week.

And I've been walking around and just makes me-puts me in such a great mood. Reminds me to be nice to my wife.

This song shouldn't have to remind shut up bitch. And it makes me feel-it just puts me in the stupid fucking mood that I'm at the end of a feel good movie.

And it's helping me out because I'm trying to work out this shit for this gig I got this week.

And I'm doing it in front of eight people on top of a roof in the in broad daylight with fire engines driving by out on sidewalks and everything. But it's amazing like I'm starting to-it's coming together.

Coming together, just keep working.

I had my little hissy fit melt down because I had such a bad experience doing stand-up here, you know, last summer. That the second I saw the Empire State Building, I was triggered.

Now the reality is you can't even see-when you're out in Jersey. All right, underrated Jersey. All right.

Now I know that everybody thinks Jersey is just a bunch of animals. Look, there's a lot of animals there. But even there's a lot of animals out on Long Island.

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