Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett. It's the Monday morning podcast for Monday, October 28th, 2013, three days before Halloween everybody.

Ah, the little bastards are coming. You know, they're all going to come walking up to the door. Do you know the lovely Nia has canceled Halloween for this year?

She was so fucking mad after last year. We went all out and I got the full size candy buzz. Right? Because I wanted to be that house.

The fucking good shit house. Dude, you got to go up there.

Yeah, they got the full size ones. You know, like people would actually say anything.

The good people would. The future banker kids, they wouldn't say shit. You know,

they'd sit there with their little fucking Fisher price pocket watch and say nothing to see here.

Then they'd probably try to go back for seconds. But anyways, yeah, I'm behind.

I got to go eat a pumpkin. I got to make my traditional pumpkin bread.

And you can laugh all you want. It's the shit. And if you ever had it, you fucking apologize to me both verbally and in writing.

That's how fucking good my pumpkin bread is. I'll put it up against any of you fucking ladies.

And you fucking women out there. Huh? You want to go head to head with my pumpkin bread?

You know what I say? You know what I say? Say fucking bring it.

Now, I'm joking. It's pretty fucking good though. Should be.

Well, got the unvegetable oil in it. It's be fucking moist to February.

But anyways, yeah, last year there was just like a bunch of like high school kids walking up with barely a

costume on. They have that shit eating grin on their face.

You know that fucking age when kids get into high school and they think they're smarter than adults.

And they think adults are morons because you know, when you know, we're not listening to their

fucking music or whatever the hell it is because they're starting to shave.

They get that fucking look on their face, which is hilarious. I don't get mad at it because I did the same thing.

It's really fucking funny when you think about it that you would think that I guess because when you look at adults,

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