Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

October 26, 2020. What's going on? How are you?

Now the first thing you probably noticed and it's just like, well, Bill, you know what?

I'm not here in the energy that I'm used to. I'm not here in the light. I'm not here in the

positivity. I mean, here we are. We're rolling into the holidays. And you're coming with this

glum tone. I kind of fucked up my voice. As I mentioned last week, I got caught up. I was four

episodes behind with the episode for family. And I recorded last week on Tuesday and Wednesday

and knocked out four episodes of screaming like Frank Murphy. So forgive me. My voice is a little

rough here. So I got the throw coat T. I finally learned how to drink T.

You know, I used to pour it on my leg. No. I drank it like a fucking American.

The water was piping hot and the bag was still in the fucking cup. And it finally dawned on me

that the heat, because I always hated like coffee and tea. I'm like, it's too fucking hot. It burns

my mouth. It just tastes like dirty water, scalding dirty water. Why would I, why would I want to do

this? Right? And then the other day, I finally actually used my brain. It's like

the hot water is to activate whatever the fucks in the tea bag. And then you take the tea bag

out of the thing. It's so funny that tea bag is just become like a sexual thing. There's an

actual tea bag. And you take it out of the cup, you throw it away. And by then the fucking

the wall, it's drinkable. And it's actually enjoyable. So I like to apologize to everybody in

England. All these years I've been making fun of fucking sitting around drinking tea. I get it.

It's way better than coffee. I would say I'm not a big coffee. Ah, Jesus. Why would you do that,

Bill? You already shit all over golfers. And on the Bill Bart podcast,

you know, people all up in arms with that fucking activity. I stand by it. It's not a sport.

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