Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday.

Jesus October 21st, 2013. How you fucking doing? Why is this such an echo in here?

I'm in a hotel room. A sparsely furnished hotel room here. That's why it's echoing a little bit.

It'll go, you know what? This will help my awful singing. You know? Oh, you know,

Datsur and Datsur and Prancer and Vixen. How are you? How was your weekend?

As you can tell, I'm a little banged up. Little banged up. Didn't get a lot of sleep last night. You know what?

I've been in the fog. Last ten days. I was kidding. Who? Less like ten weeks.

I've been on the road. I've been working my ass off and dad he's been taking his medicine every night.

And you know what? I'm in a fog. I need to, I need to, you know, I need to turn over a new leaf here.

I got to become like that dude. Remember those grape nut commercials?

We'd be outside in this fucking bathrobe. You know, one leg up on the fucking wooden seat.

A couple of squirrels running around the background. Some birds tweeting. He's just eating his grape nuts.

I'll clear headed. Right? That's why I need to be. All right. I got a quit.

I sound like shit. Getting over a cold. I'm a mess this week, everybody. You know what?

This should make you feel better about yourself. You know, yeah, at least I didn't,

didn't fucking behave the way Bill Banwagon did this weekend. You guys been following me on Twitter?

That's my new character. Bill Banwagon. I was joking on Twitter that the Boston Red Sox signed the first free agent fan to a three-week contract.

Bill Banwagon and that is me and I am him. Bill Banwagon does what Bill Banwagon do.

I actually went over to the Red Sox Pro Shop here in Boston and I went over to it.

Well, during the whenever the fuck we were playing Detroit this past weekend, I walked into the Pro Shop and I literally, I got sick to my stomach.

How weird is that? Because I bought so much Red Sox shit right up during the whole height of that curse of the babe shit trying to end that fucking 86-year drought.

I have more Red Sox shit than I don't think I'll ever have to buy anymore. I mean, if they win the championship, I'm definitely going to buy a hat.

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