Monday Morning Podcast 10-12-20
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 October 2020
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Bill rambles about his week at Saturday Night Live, modern scams, and dumb questions at work.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. |
| 0:07.0 | October 12th, 2020. What's going on? I'm sorry. The podcast is so late. I was traveling today |
| 0:19.0 | and I had my whole family with me so I couldn't sneak off in the morning to try to knock it out. |
| 0:25.0 | So my apologies to you. How are you? How was your weekend? You have a good time. Do you watch any football? |
| 0:33.0 | Did you watch any basketball? Let me get it out of the way. Congratulations to your Los Angeles Lakers, 2020 NBA champion. |
| 0:42.0 | The 17th NBA championship that they are now tied with the Boston Celtics. |
| 0:49.0 | We better get moving. Are they going to pass us? But they heat put up a great fight all heart on that team. |
| 0:59.0 | But they just didn't have enough firepower. The Lakers just came in that last game and they were just... |
| 1:06.0 | I didn't see the game. I was working but they obviously like fuck this. We're winning this. It just seemed like everybody was on. |
| 1:14.0 | I heard they were up by 30 at one point. I imagine there was a lot of champagne was beginning to be drunk by the end, |
| 1:22.0 | probably towards the end of the third quarter, which is always an exciting thing. So good for them. Happy for their fans and all that type of stuff. |
| 1:31.0 | All right. Moving on. Speaking of exciting. All right. I got something exciting to talk about. |
| 1:39.0 | How about those Cleveland Browns? How exciting are the fucking Cleveland Browns? They're like my favorite team to watch right now. |
| 1:50.0 | Because they were such an exciting team when they was Brian Sip and the cardiac kids when I was a kid. |
| 1:55.0 | And to watch now that they... I guess they got the new offense where they let in Baker. May feel Baker. Roll out and watching him, you know, getting on the same page with O'Dell Beckham. |
| 2:07.0 | It sucks that Chubs got hurt but still they still had seemed like they got they got another guy. |
| 2:12.0 | I forget because I watched them a few weeks ago. I think when they played the Cowboys. I forget who they played this week. Jesus Christ. |
| 2:18.0 | I watched a little... I think I watched the highlights of that. Obviously I had the big gig Saturday night so I was out late or just up late. |
| 2:28.0 | I couldn't sleep for two nights in a row. I was so fucking psyched. But let me check the NFL scores out here. Shall we? NFL scores. Here we go. What do we got? What do we got? |
| 2:40.0 | Ah, fuck. I was taping that game. God damn fucking cunt. Chargers up 20 to three on the Saints. The fuck is going on? You know the charges are doing all right. |
| 2:53.0 | Is that that that Herbert guy, A Bear, whatever his name is? Tyra Taylor gets his fucking lung punctured by a trainer. How the hell does that ever happen? |
| 3:02.0 | You can't get his goddamn job back. Cowboys beat the giants. The fucking giants, man. Put up 34 points. They still have in one. Tough times there. |
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