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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 1-2-24

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, tailgating, and Southwestern Airlines.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning

0:05.0

podcast for Monday, January 1st, 2024. Another years past, oh geez.

0:16.6

I'm recording the last, the last day of 2023,

0:22.3

the first 15 minutes is going to be the last day of 2023 and then I'm

0:26.4

recording the rest of this after the Rose Bowl because I'm going to go see the Michigan

0:30.7

Wolverines against the Alabama Crimson Tide.

0:35.0

I'm really looking forward to that.

0:38.0

I know Michigan's going to try to steal some signals but I think Alabama is okay

0:44.4

considering they hired their linebackers Michigan's linebackers coach from 21 and 22

0:49.7

for one month you know just to shoot the breeze.

0:54.2

We'll see how that goes.

0:56.2

Now, I am turning over a new leaf.

0:59.4

Oh, gee.

1:00.4

I am done screaming about the prevent defense. I am now just gonna I'm just gonna

1:10.2

approach it because I've yet to get a fucking answer.

1:13.6

How anybody can explain to me the purpose.

1:17.9

I understand what the purpose is.

1:19.1

The purpose is you give up the middle of the field,

1:20.9

you keep the ball and play, and by the time you get down there, they're going to run out the clock and do it, get it,

1:26.0

I just, I'm not a math guy. Gee, what a surprise. I'm not a reading guy. I'm barely guy all right I don't fucking in my lifetime

1:37.8

oh Billy old face here I have seen so much shit come and go in the NFL because it just doesn't work.

1:47.1

Okay?

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