Monday, March 16th, 2026 - No ceasefire in Iran, 5k marines and 3 warships deployed; DOGE bros exposed; TikTok deal nets Trump $10B
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🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Today is Monday, March 16th, and you're listening to The Morning Announcements presented by |
| 0:05.9 | Betches Media. I'm your host, Sammy Sage, and the morning announcements is your daily five-minute |
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| 0:33.7 | We are on our third week of the war in Iran, which our president has been calling an excursion, |
| 0:39.4 | by which he means to say an incursion, but I really cannot be starting off this week with |
| 0:44.4 | an English lesson, can I? |
| 0:46.8 | Donald Trump said this weekend that Iran is ready to negotiate a ceasefire, but he's not |
| 0:51.2 | ready to make a deal yet because the terms were, quote, not good enough, |
| 0:54.9 | and he indicated that the war could continue for weeks. Iran, for their part, denied asking for a cease |
| 1:00.9 | fire or even for a negotiation. In reality, no serious person believed that this war was ending |
| 1:06.9 | imminently, as the U.S. announced 5,000 more Marines and three more warships are being |
| 1:12.3 | deployed to Iran, and when asked by a reporter why, Trump replied, quote, you are a very |
| 1:17.9 | obnoxious person. In case you're wondering, there are already 50,000 U.S. service members in the region. |
| 1:24.7 | Also, Israel's military spokesperson says that there are still thousands of targets |
| 1:29.1 | left to hit in Iran, as well as what appears to be a developing proxy war against Hezbollah |
| 1:34.1 | and Lebanon. Just what we need right now. On top of that, an Italian military base in Iraq's |
| 1:40.5 | Kurdistan region was hit by a deliberate missile strike from Iran against a facility |
| 1:45.0 | hosting NATO personnel, and technically an American base. Equipment was damaged, but there were no |
| 1:50.8 | injuries, so they can pretend to ignore it for a little longer. The same did not go for French |
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