Monday, April 3rd, 2023
Morning Announcements
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🗓️ 3 April 2023
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Today is Monday, April 3rd, and you're listening to the Morning Announcements presented by |
| 0:07.6 | Betches Media. |
| 0:08.6 | I'm your host Sammy Sage, and the Morning Announcements is your daily five-minute break-down of the |
| 0:12.8 | headlines that isn't afraid to take a side and roast the most consequential reality |
| 0:16.9 | show there is, our government. |
| 0:20.3 | This was the wildest news weekend since last weekend, and we can probably expect an even |
| 0:25.3 | more unprecedented week ahead, yet another one. |
| 0:29.0 | Donald Trump is scheduled to be arraigned tomorrow afternoon at 2.15pm in downtown Manhattan. |
| 0:34.1 | According to the latest reporting, he plans to fly to New York from Florida tonight, |
| 0:38.4 | and say a Trump tower before voluntarily reporting to the courthouse tomorrow. |
| 0:42.6 | He won't be handcuffed or put in a holding cell, but rather will be brought directly to |
| 0:46.5 | the courtroom to be fingerprinted. |
| 0:48.6 | It's unclear when the mug shot will be taken, though I would personally recommend |
| 0:52.7 | savoring the few hours you have left before that images everywhere, and burned into your |
| 0:57.1 | neural synapses for life. |
| 1:00.3 | Regarding the specific charges against Trump, the indictment has not yet been unsealed, |
| 1:04.9 | meaning that nobody has read it, despite how many unfounded opinions you may have already |
| 1:09.3 | heard about the case. We do know, though, that there are reportedly around 30 charges, |
| 1:14.1 | some of which are related to falsifying business records, including at least one felony offense. |
| 1:19.5 | Good thing convicted felons are now allowed to vote in Florida. Am I right, Donald? |
| 1:24.2 | We've also learned that the case will be overseen by Judge Juan Martian. |
| 1:29.8 | Martian immigrated from Colombia, Trump's favorite, and was raised in Queens, |
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