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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Monday, 10.02.23

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2023

⏱️ 96 minutes

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.0

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.

0:30.0

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

0:41.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lasla has begun.

0:48.0

Yo. Yo. What's going on, kid? How are you? I'm good. How are you? Good. How's your weekend? I'm busy.

0:53.0

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You said you had a lot of stuff going on. Jesus. How many games did you say you had this weekend?

0:58.0

Well, my youngest had two baseball games Friday. Okay. It started on Friday.

1:03.0

So we had two baseball games Friday. And then my oldest had two baseball games Saturday morning.

1:10.0

Okay. And then my youngest had a football game Saturday night.

1:16.0

Okay. And then my oldest had a baseball game Sunday.

1:21.0

And my youngest had three baseball games Sunday. Okay. So my oldest had five baseball games.

1:28.0

And a football game. And my oldest had four baseball games.

1:34.0

And that's all from Friday afternoon till Sunday Sunday. I mean, did you get to watch any college sports?

1:40.0

Not at all. Nothing. I finally got home for the second half of the cheese game.

1:45.0

God, that's when you were done. Yeah. God, man. Well, how'd it go? Did they win?

1:50.0

Yeah. And why do you find so many games? If you played baseball games on Friday, multiple.

1:55.0

No, they won. All because it starts. So you win. You keep going. Okay. So they won.

2:00.0

Or they taught. They tied. And it doesn't matter. But they ended up getting to the championship games Sunday night. Okay.

2:06.0

Gotcha. So it was as a result of good things. Yeah. Yeah. It was fun. That's good.

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