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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Monday, 09.25.23

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.0

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.

0:30.0

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

0:41.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lasla has begun.

0:48.0

Yo. Yo. What's going on, kid? Not much, how are you, sir? Good. Good, glad to hear it. How's your weekend? Not bad. How about yours? You had a wedding to go to?

0:55.0

I had a two wedding out of town, yeah. How was it? It was, you know, it was good. Good. It was, it was fine.

1:00.0

It was long. Weddings are always nice. Yeah. Yeah. You had an orthodox ceremony.

1:06.0

But I don't remember, I mean, I don't remember a being obnoxiously long. People kept saying like, oh, you're going to a Catholic wedding. It's going to be long.

1:14.0

I've been to a couple of Catholic weddings before, but it was like 45 minutes. So I think it's on the short end.

1:18.0

But we got there, the wedding is at one o'clock. Then they tell you to go straight across the street to the reception, right?

1:24.0

So you're there at the reception by like two, two, fifteen, but then they don't do dinner or anything until after six o'clock.

1:31.0

Wow. So what'd you do? You sit there. They're like cheesets and, you know, I guess cornhole. I mean, it was nice, but I just see it was a long day.

1:39.0

I was just trying to think it's been a lot of wedding. Yeah. She's in quarantine. So it was in the Ozarks. No, it was on a farm.

1:45.0

Yeah. So that's normal. I think a lot of times where the bride and groom don't want to see each other the day up. So they'll take some pictures after the wedding before they get to the section.

1:53.0

But not normal. But not just long. It's not this one hour to an hour. They go take pictures. Maybe an hour. Maybe maybe 90 minutes or two. That would be like the max I've heard of.

2:02.0

This was we were there from two o'clock. And I think they got there at like five thirty something like that. And then dinner was at six o'clock.

2:08.0

What the hell? Yeah. It seemed long. But when I talked to people about it, they said, no, that's that's fairly normal.

2:13.0

I did. Well, Landon went with us. And he really wanted to go to a wedding. Never been to a wedding before. And I was like, dude, you're going to be bored.

2:20.0

I was like, do the starts starts at one o'clock. Well, by the end, I mean, by like five or six o'clock, is it can we go? And I'm like, we can't go yet, man.

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