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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 26 August 2024
⏱️ 108 minutes
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Summary
*It's 101° and that can only mean one thing, it's time for kids to start to start football practice with full pads.
*Ben Affleck might have a new girlfriend already and she might be a Kennedy and she might not be vaccinated.
*Do you think you could survive a hostile alien invasion?
*Over a dozen LA Chargers players and staff got stuck in a hotel elevator for two hours.
*It's official, the NASA crew that was supposed to be gone for a week will be gone until 2025.
*Our old friend Fritz joins us for a little doomscrolling.
*Ted Lasso is coming back but Ted Lasso might not be coming back.
*Be afraid! Be very afraid! Mosquitos are headed this way carrying the dreaded "Triple E"!
*Uber says driverless rides will start next year. That sounds great but Lazlo still wants his Lincoln in case he needs "to get away".
*Chick Fil A is launching a streaming service?
*Slimfast finally found a solid investment.
*How much money does someone need to be "wealthy"?
*Gen X, Millennial, and Gen Z favorite brands.
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-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord |
| 0:38.0 | when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslo has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Hi, you all right? |
| 0:50.0 | Yeah, I'm good. |
| 0:51.0 | You hit your head on the microphone, that's all. How are you? I'm good good. Good to see you. |
| 0:55.2 | Han is hell out. It is. I thought it cool off. We don't want to talk about the weather. |
| 1:00.3 | That's some boring old man Oh, sorry. |
| 1:04.0 | You know, people do talk about the weather though. |
| 1:05.0 | I know, but, you know, college football's on. |
| 1:08.0 | I know. |
| 1:09.0 | Quiet it down a little bit. |
| 1:10.0 | So you think that it would uh... start to cool off. Yeah, settle down. It's a dome. I saw it on the news this morning. It's a dome. Heat dome, high pressure, something global warming. I don't know. I don't know I don't know but just you know what |
| 1:25.0 | it is lazzo it's battering the Midwest that's what I'm doing it's baking the |
| 1:30.9 | Midwest it's cooking the Midwest breaking record |
| 1:33.4 | I was in Chicago and the air show in Kansas over the weekend oh my goodness |
| 1:38.1 | those people had to be hospitalized it was so hot didn't that's what I saw it's I |
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