Monday, 08.19.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 August 2024
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Summary
*It sucks when your parents get old.
*Millennials share a lot of pet peeves with boomers.
*Phil Donahue died at 88.
*More details about Matthew Perry's death investigation...again.
*You don't want your gondola to catch fire.
*Michigan man tries to kidnap a girl and is stopped by good Samaritans, twice in an hour.
*You don't want to be the one hosting Thanksgiving every year and family doesn't want to go to your house anyway.
*Old and busted or new hotness?
*You look old. You're acting like your mother. Settle down. Your sister is hot.
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-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:12.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill |
| 0:15.8 | Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:19.2 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.8 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:31.2 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Hey, yo! |
| 0:50.0 | Yo! |
| 0:51.0 | Uh, my name is Lasl, that's my buddy Slim Fast over there. |
| 0:53.6 | How's it going? |
| 0:54.6 | How is your weekend? |
| 0:55.6 | Busy. |
| 0:56.6 | Yeah? |
| 0:57.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.6 | My mom's not doing well. |
| 0:59.6 | What's wrong with your mom? |
| 1:00.6 | We don't know yet. |
| 1:01.9 | She ended up having to go to the hospital on Saturday morning and she's been there ever since. |
| 1:06.0 | Well, send her my best. I already did. Okay, you didn't have to tell me that. I already did. But yeah, one of those where it's like we left work and then I got a call from her that she wasn't feeling great. And Saturday morning, I'm getting multiple calls from her and my brother, hey, you need to take my the hospital and then it just sort of feels like |
| 1:24.9 | that's all blurred into one thing and we're back |
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