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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Monday, 06.05.23

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2023

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

One more thing....Apple announces their fancy new VR goggles and they aren't cheap. Will Apple have better luck than Meta? Let's take a look back at the history of Apple products and try to decide whether or not they are due for a flop. *Diarrhea Planet and other great/terrible names in Rock & Roll history. *Speaking of band names, everyone on Tik Tok is talking about "vascular reactions" and how to keep them hidden. *Doomscrolling!! California is not happy with Meatball Ron. Fighter jets were scrambled this weekend when a Cessna went off course and crashed into the woods. The bar from Cheers (like the actual wood bar from the set) was auctioned off this weekend. A South Carolina youth pastor was caught filming girls in the bathroom. A pediatrician has been accused of trying to hire a hitman to kill her ex but it turns out she didn't know a hitman. *What happens if you walk into a bank, shout that you're robbing the place, and then say you're just kidding? *A "nano-influence" jumped into the alligator pit at Busch Gardens. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please tell a friend and remember to check out all our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!
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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.0

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger!

0:29.0

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

0:41.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.

0:47.0

Yo!

0:48.0

Yo!

0:49.0

How are you doing, man?

0:51.0

Good, how are you?

0:52.0

Big good looking son of a bitch.

0:53.0

Look at you, you're looking good.

0:54.0

You look very Southern California today, the black cat, the black shirt.

0:57.0

Thanks.

0:58.0

I don't know what, social distortion kind of look, I guess.

1:01.0

I go for that time.

1:02.0

So what are you going for?

1:03.0

Good, how are you?

1:04.0

I'm good.

1:05.0

Good, have a good weekend?

1:06.0

Oh yeah, I was busy, but yeah, how good?

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